Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Alcoholics Credo


When exercise makes you feel fat; When school makes you feel dumb; When the opposite sex rejects you; When life treats you like a cheap whore by catching you at your low, fucking you, then stealing your wallet; alcohol won’t judge, insult, reject, or take advantage of you. It will be there for you when your god and all others forsake you. So drink up.

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